Hans

Hans is arguably the best cube world character. He farts, tries to stay fit, then orders burgers which make his body crazily big, with the weight then going down into his feet. I'm really quite sad right now because I've just broken up with my partner of 2 and a bit years. I'm staying in my brother's bedroom playing with this cube world toy we had when they were about 4 and I think I was about 7. Drinking red wine and listening to Elliott Smith. This is a good outlet. The cube that Hans lives within is light blue and amazingly even though I'm 21 now, the battery still works! damn quality toys but with limited replayability. It is cute how he goes to sleep though, when you don't keep interacting with the cube. I think it is mean when people shake the cube around to make the little stickman vomit. Wish I had the pink music cube guy now, attach the cubes together - that was the real selling point. Anyway, if you have somehow ended up on the Hans entry of cube world wiki and are going through something similar to me - that's mental. Probably nobody will ever see this, but god I remember having a great time playing with these toys. Time to scour the web for more cube world information. Also: the game is rubbish - kick a little wall? over and over? can't believe I got to 64 in a row as a kid, I only have the patience to get to about 15 nowadays. Feel like a human metronome. Hans is the best cube world character, change my mind.